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Dax's Most Interesting Exes From All Her Lives
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10. Hillary Clinton
9. Worf's great-great grandfather -- Worf -- who looks identical to modern Worf
8. Curzons Mother
7. TopHatMan, who after several dates of wandering around the mall dazed and confused she broke up with, stealing his Hat in the process.
6. Micheal Moore whom later made a documentary entitled "Aliens are real! AND BUSH KNOWS!"
5. Pretending to be French, Dax married a human girl, and started the Picard line. His husband never understood why his accent was british.
4. Bashir - but she'd never tell
3. 17
2. The inventor of telemarketing. He mysteriously disappeared a few days later, and Dax conveniently died.
1. Gatac, whom she painted dots on to fulfill his wish of having them.
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