5. In Storm Front, Part II, it will be revealed that the Evil Future Guy is actually TOP HAT MAN! I knew all along! :twisted:
4. It would also be revealed that the Evil Future Guy is taking orders from someone even deeper in the future, the 56th Century, for example, which means the Evil Future Guy has his own superior Evil Future Guy. This would provide for the triumphant return of the Temporal Cold War in the middle of season 4.
3. Fuelled by the incredible popularity and ratings spike thanks to the unbelievable plot twists regarding Top Hat Man The Evil Future Guy and his superior, the Evil Evil Future Guy, Enterprise would get renewed for seasons 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. A very own Enterprise spin-off would launch, Star Trek: Enterprise: Temporal Enterprise, where it would be revealed that the Evil Future Guy (Top Hat Man) and the Evil Evil Future Guy are ACTUALLY taking orders from Evil Evil Evil Future Guy from the 79th Century.
2. The ratings for Enterprise skyrocket, making it the Number One Highest Rated Series of All Time. The show also wins ALL the Emmys, all the Golden Globes and the Tox Uthat. A second Enterprise spin-off, Star Trek: Enterprise: The Adventures of Porthos, is commissioned. The original Enterprise enters season 14, creatively and ratings-wise stronger than ever.
1. After the shocking Enterprise season 18 finale, "Really Big Nasty Storm With Some Mean Rain Front, Part 7", it is revealed that the FOURTH Evil Future Guy, supposedly from the 106th Century, DOES not exist! The audience is severely disappointed, and Enterprise, Enterprise: Temporal Enterprise and Enterprise: The Adventures of Porthos are cancelled (since Archer was already 66, even better, actually). The sixth Trek series is launched, with Jennifer Aniston as a Cardassian Captain and an unknown non-speaking extra as her Breen First Officer, gender undetermined. There is some sexual tension, but the show is deemed derivative of the never-again-paralleled Enterprise: The Porthos Adventures, and the Star Trek franchise ends in disgrace after 53 years.
*
*
NOW do you see what kind of damage would John and Top Hat Man cause? Let go of them already! STELLAAAAAA!
*
*
NEXT - Top Ten Ideas for the 6th Star Trek Series
__________________
\"Lord Eddard Stark is a proud, honourable, honest man, and his lady wife is worse.\"
~A Game of Thrones, book one of Song of Ice and Fire
|