Top Ten Ways TopHatMan would mess up any Trek series
10. His top hat would make him look like Abe Lincoln, and Kirk has already enough of him!
9. His chilli jokes would really unnerve Porthos, which would in turn unnerve Archer, and Archer would make a mistake, like hanging around with Alien Nazis...erm, wait...so THAT"S what happened!
8. Janeway would fire Chakotay, as TopHatMan has, amazingly, even LESS personality than Chakotay, and Janeway likes her men of the "yes" variety. :wink:
7. Jedzia Dax would pick TopHatMan, and this would cause Worf, Quark, and Bashir to try and kill themselves.
6. TopHatMan would invite John along to the fight against the Dominion, and in one hour, the Dominion would be killed by the millions of incarnations of John and TopHatMan.
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Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
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