7. The tribbles will abandon ship when they see John
6. John's untimely deaths don't occur when a consol explodes
5. The Borg are afraid of John, so they stay away from any ship with him on it
4. T'Pol falls in love with John instead of Trip. They get married and live happily ever after.
3. "Captain, we are out of Torpedos!" "That's no problem, we have an infinite supply of Johnpedos."
2. After Q discovers that John cannot be killed, he doesn't know whether to accept him into the continum or run far away.
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Top Ten Ways TopHatMan would mess up any Trek series
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