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Old 07-19-2004, 05:43 PM
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9. Bashir can now go back and give those living in the Middle Ages full-spectrum antiviral/bacterial/fungal vaccinations. :devil:

8. You can't die if you don't exist, right? Therefore by going back in time to a point before your conception you can avoid that most unhealthy of all conditions: death!

7. Frequent Time Traveler miles can be cashed in for a week's vacation in a Risan health spa. Vacation can work wonders for mental health, you know!

6. The Interstellar Medical Association has reported that spending time as a bunch of tachyons works wonders for creases, aching bones, and other signs of aging. (Physicists, mathematicians, wise guys, and most of the rest of the public have pointed out that simply regressing to one's younger state would be even better, but that's beside the point.)

5. The odds of dying as a direct result of time travel are statistically only about .3%. Compare that with the odds of dying from a full-strength disruptor blast to the heart, and it's clear that time travel is much safer, and likely healthier as well.

4. Time travel allows Janeway to relive that last cup of coffee over and over again during times of low supply when coffee is unavailable. This is quite beneficial to her mental health and even more so to crewmembers' continued existence.

3. Kirk: "Spock, help Mr. Sulu to plot a time-travelling course around the Sun. I've [iost_uid5]got[/iost_uid5] to go back to last night's party and warn myself not to drink that Saurian brandy/Romulan ale cocktail!"[/colorost_uid5]
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