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ost_uid0]OK, I'm just throwing out random bits and pieces here. All off the top of my head, more or less.
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] This is the Construct. Here, we can create big guns, cool shades, and enough black leather to cover Toronto.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Sweet! Can I have a Coke?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] No.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Are you saying we're inside a computer program?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Is that really so hard to believe? Look at yourself - you're a two-dimensional character, the plot makes no sense, and you're mainly here to shoot people.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Point.
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] In the 21st century, man created an A.I. that took over the entire world.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Maaaaan. I [i
ost_uid0]knew[/i
ost_uid0] there was something fishy about those Doom 3 previews.
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] The humans scorched the sky, so robots would be cut off from the solar energy they relied on.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Those idiots! Why didn't they just attack at night?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Well, [i
ost_uid0]obviousl--[/i
ost_uid0] because-- umm... d'oh!
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Without the sun, the machines turned to a new source of energy - the human body.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] No! How is that possible?!
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] I have seen the fields, Neo - the endless fields...
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Oh my god...
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Hamster wheels, Neo. Fields of giant hamster wheels, as far as the eye can see...
[b
ost_uid0]Morphius:[/b
ost_uid0] The Matrix is control, Neo. A computer-generated dreamworld, designed to turn a human being... into this.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] A green M&M?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Damn! Wrong pocket!
It should be noted that the "should have attacked at night" joke is shamelessly plagarized from PWoT.com's "The Matrix: Rejected" list...
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/matrix50.html . Highly recommended.
Please feel free to comment, modify, improve, dis, cannabalize, mix n' match, or just ignore.[/color
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