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10. Odo: "Blog" sounds like slang for some illegal substance that Quark would try to smuggle in
9. Worf: At first declined the suggestion with thanks ("Giving the galaxy a speech about one's experience with slaughtering [i
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8. Bashir: His blog would consist almost entirely of "I made this brilliant pass at a gorgeous girl today but she ignored me. What is wrong with women? They're supposed to be falling over themselves to get at me...ah well. Yesterday I saved yet another dozen aliens with diseases and physiological systems not remotely like anything seen before. Just par for the course for Julian Bashir..."
7. Nog: "Stupid hew-mon, you don't leave evidence of your, er, entirely legal profit-making where everyone can see it!"
6. Ezri: The actual events would make up one-fifth of her blog. Every little inane thing the symbiont's previous hosts' memories told her because of the events would be the other four fifths: "Siege of station lifted yesterday. Apparently Curzon had to go through a siege once. He lived on canned peas the entire time. I don't think he enjoyed it. Meanwhile..."
5. Quark: Same as Nog, plus he's worried the computer he'd type his latest entry into would be Odo
4. Sisko: He's the man charged with holding of the most important commands in the Quadrant, and his blog would consist of weeks' worth of musings about whether or not to shave his head[/color
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