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ost_uid0]Nic is a very good writer. *sob*
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ost_uid0]Ahem, yes, that was all entirely original...
Katy Jane and I are on the same level of evilness, according to Evil Dutch Woman. She should know, she IS an expert,
And NOOO, the fanfic must not end happily! Where are the potential Oscar nominations in that? It should go...
"Cat kisses PHJ passionately, but tells him that she`s married to someone else... um, Gatac.
She must escape Casablanca with her husband immediately cause they`re on the run from Zeke, after making one too many chili jokes. At the very end, she wishes to stay, but PHJ tells her she must leave, to save herself and her hubby, with the words: "We`ll always have Stoke-on-Trent."
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