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ost_uid7]Lots and lots of hilarious stuff in this update!
[quote
ost_uid7]O'Brien: What? I fought in the Cardassian War and served aboard the Enterprise, and suddenly you outrank me? That's ridiculous!
Bashir: Yes, but that's nothing compared to the fact that Troi outranks you. That's just hysterical![/quote
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Indeed it is!
[quote
ost_uid7]Villager: The old man is dying.
Bashir: That's it?
Villager: Well, yes.
Bashir: You said the entire village was on the verge of extinction! Where's the mutated virus? The black plague? The hideous acne epidemic?
Villager: I'm so sorry we failed your expectations. There is one child with measles, if that helps.
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Navot Diplomat: It is ours! The treaty clearly says the river Moppy is the border.
Varis: It is not! It's the river Meow Meow. And on the east it's the river Moo.[/quote
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:lol:
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ost_uid7]Varis: Yes. North Bajor has too many M & Ms.[/quote
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*double-take*
[quote
ost_uid7]O'Brien: Oh no! What am I going to do? Have you seen the monster? It's very cryptic...
Bashir: And rather obscure...
O'Brien: It almost looks like...
Bashir: A baguette![/quote
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ROFL! :lol:
[quote
ost_uid7]Varis: My father used to start all negotiations with the words: "I will rip your heads off and you will drown in the pool of your own blood!"
Nog: Um... and what would your mother say?
Varis: Between the "Clean your room! Wash the dishes! Take out the trash!" screams, it's actually quite hard to understand her.
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Sisko: So, who was this Dal'Rok anyway?
Bashir: It was the dazed and confused monster in a top hat.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOO![/quote
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Heeheehee.
[quote
ost_uid7]Sisko: GASP! You most certainly will not!
Odo: I'm sorry, sir...
Sisko: That's the only toaster I have, and it works beautifully. Go throw her off the upper pylon or something.[/quote
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Bwahahaha!
[quote
ost_uid7]Kira: I just hope everything stays normal until I assemble an army of flying monkeys to destroy Sisko's league with the Devil.
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Kira: You are a dumb being, created by a dumb being. Finding your weakness will be a matter of two or three seconds!
Odo: Commander, I need to speak with you. I must report a very strange behaviour throughout the station.
Sisko: Oh. That is a most disturbing news. I hope you'll solve this problem, Constable, as you always do, while I finish constructing my Massive Clock of DOOM!
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O'Brien: But not if we return with the 300-meter six-headed nine-winged fire-breathing Vulcan dinosaur![/quote
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Heehee. Way to go Nic![/color
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