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ost_uid0]Top Ten Silly Reasons *Insert Name Here* Watches Enterpise
10. [b
ost_uid0]Opium:[/b
ost_uid0] John doesn't get killed often enough, but at least gets beaten up with enjoyable regularity.
9. [b
ost_uid0]Scooter:[/b
ost_uid0] Top 10 List fodder.
8. [b
ost_uid0]Derek:[/b
ost_uid0] Is composing detailed report of continuity flaws (labelled "trivial" through "gaping" through "Oh My God what were you idiots [i
ost_uid0]thinking[/i
ost_uid0]") to nail above B&B's corpses when he's through with them
7. [b
ost_uid0]Sa'ar:[/b
ost_uid0] "Real big crush, guys, like WHOA
" on Ambasador V'Lar reported on his LiveJournal
6. [b
ost_uid0]Zeke:[/b
ost_uid0] Only form of occupation which justifies failure to finish latest ENT fiver
5. [b
ost_uid0]PHJ:[/b
ost_uid0] Looking for enough shirtless-Phlox shots for next avatar[/color
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