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Old 05-28-2004, 03:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]6. Explain to Jodie Foster it's okay to only make a movie every 4 years.
5. Eugene Levy: I don't think a movie starring the Olsen Twins will be that that good.
Exec: Yes it will. Here, have some tea
Eugene Levy: *drink tea* I feel funny...
4. Exec: But Ben, if you always make movies with Matt Damon people will start thinking you're a couple.
Ben Affleck: But Matt and me make good movies together!
Exec:But people will think you're a couple!
3. JLo: Ben, I think making a movie with both of us in it but not in love would be a good thing!
2. Danny Devito told Robin Williams that if he made a movie about a scary kids entertainer he would pay for Robin's laser bodyhair removal.
1. Q: Angelina Jolie, wouldn't you like to be a sex symbol again but pretend the movie is about a poor nation?
A: Um, sure.

*okay, those are all silly*

Top Ten Silly Reasons *Insert Name Here* Watches Enterpise[/colorost_uid0]
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