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Old 05-23-2004, 10:09 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Hidden Talents of Star Trek Characters

10. Data: Can talk Toaster.
9. Troi: Can state things that are not obvious, too.
8. Sisko: Can convince Archer he's the Evil Future Guy.
7. Worf: At age 19, won the Earth-Wide Lullaby Singer contest.
6. Seven of Nine: writes romance novels and their corresponding holoprograms.
5. Janeway: Can name every coffee bean ever...oh wait, this was HIDDEN talents...
4. Neelix: Could actually make one item, toast, correctly; but because of (see #10), no one was allowed to make toast on Starfleet ships.
3. Uhura: A world class violenist, mystery writer, opera singer, forensic detective, and vampire, erm, alien slayer.
2. Ezri: Can switch between the Universe and the Alternate Universe...
1. Porthos: Can speak Human, but prefer to bark cus it's fun to watch Archer try to speak Dog!


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