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4. He is a redshirt, and any screentime will cause the ship to lose their best chef
3. If the female crew members saw him, they might want to chase him all over the ship to get his autograph
2. He is an Ogre with a talking Donkey, which might cause some tension
1. The chef is really the imagination of the crew brought on by a potion released by Phlox.
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