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10. Um, perhaps that unfortunate incident with a rice picker when he was young...
9. He really, really, really doesn't want Archer to recognize him as Mysterious Future Guy
8. The last time he did, several female ensigns fainted and Phlox had to distribute Pepto Bismol to the entire crew
7. The sight of him is thought to be enough to drive even a Vulcan First Officer mad (not that he plans to try it, of course). So he just sits in his closed box most of the time, wishing he could find a blind girl to be his assistant
6. He's Neighbor Wilson from "Home Improvement"
Hmm, ran out of ideas.
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