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ost_uid0]10. Patrick the Genetically Enhanced Dude [i
ost_uid0]That's a stupid question.[/i
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9. Captian Kirk: [i
ost_uid0]To...boldly...go...where *ow* what...was...that...for? [/i
ost_uid0] Uhura:[i
ost_uid0] As your communication officer, I must warn you that joke is now banned on 47,000 planets.[/i
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8. Bashir:[i
ost_uid0] Certainly not due to any genetic enhancements...[/i
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7. Troi:[i
ost_uid0] It felt...pain! And sensed...chocolate sundaes[/i
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6. Crusher:[i
ost_uid0]Perhaps we could run a few humane tests and find out.[/i
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5. Ezri:[i
ost_uid0] Because it was lonely...no, tired, no, bored, no, because it wanted it's afraid of the dark...[/i
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4. Janeway:[i
ost_uid0] There must have been a Starbucks or Tim Hortens across the street.[/i
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3. Porthos: [i
ost_uid0]*is seen running after chicken saying, WOOF! WOOFWOOFWOOOOOFWOFWOF!*[/i
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2. Tucker: [i
ost_uid0] Maybe there are some eggs in its nest. I have a hankering for pecan pie. T'Pol, how about you?[/i
ost_uid0]*Glares from T'Pol*
1. Picard: [i
ost_uid0] Surely the chicken went for some primal urge, such as to ask to the woman he has loved, who's best friend married her, to ENGAGE! [/i
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Top Ten Trek Characters Who Would Make Better Captains, and Why[/color
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