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Top Ten Answers to "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
10. Worf: "It was longing for a warrior's death and faced the onslaught of cars alone. Mourn the chicken, for a great warrior has passed from this world."
9. Yar: "Maybe it just didn't like the series."
8. Neelix: "How dreadful! Why, I was just talking to it the other minute..."
7. Scotty: "I cannae change the laws of traffic!"
6. Trip: "Lookin' to pick up a lovely lass, I'm sure."
5. Seven: "The human capacity for irrelevant trivia never ceases to amaze me."
4. Picard: "This road, Admiral...how many chicken does it take before it becomes wrong?"
3. Paris: "To get to the other side! *pause* Harry didn't think it was funny, either."
2. The Borg: "We are the chicken. Roads are irrelevant. You will be crossed."
And Nr. 1:
1. Kirk: "CHIIIICKEN!"
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