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10. [i
ost_uid0]The Mindi[/i
ost_uid0]: Mary Sue-like in nature, their goal was to distract Captian Kirk, Picard, and Sisko and therefore get the Enterprise. When Janeway came along, they became confused and retired.
9. [i
ost_uid0]Klingoffs[/i
ost_uid0]: A subspecies of Klingons, dating back to Kirk's Enterprise. Their cranial ridges fell off when they turned 10 yrs old. When a cure was found, the remaining Klingoffs retired.
8. [i
ost_uid0]Tashayarluns[/i
ost_uid0]: A misunderstood race of Tasha Yar's Romulan decendants. As a logical explanation for their existense could not be reached, they retired.
7. [i
ost_uid0]Fernigis[/i
ost_uid0]: Believed in the supreme power of plants, esspecially ferns; however, their conservation efforts were inline with Federation policy, so they stopped trying to be villians.
6. [i
ost_uid0]Shrill[/i
ost_uid0]: A species uses an interconnection of a host and a guest. Are good at nagging, causing doubt, and annoying everyone in site. Retired because people simply started to switch off their translators.
5. [i
ost_uid0]Vulcants[/i
ost_uid0] A pessimistic group of logical beings...the result of their logical pessimism led to the belief that everything was selfish. So they all retired, 'cus why not?
4. [i
ost_uid0]The Morgue[/i
ost_uid0] A hive of different species whos goal was to assimilate everyone into their blood-sucking ways. Retired to Sunnydale, where they met a nice girl named Buffy.
3. [i
ost_uid0]Cardass Ians[/i
ost_uid0]: A cribbage and bridge-playing group of Human seniors who were sick of the pajama-wearing hippies of the Federation. As they were already retired, they then became distracted by the annoying plastic covering on cards.
2. [i
ost_uid0]UnChanglings[/i
ost_uid0]: Mantra: Party like it's 1899. Insisted that everyone stay exactly how it was in 1899. However, when they were transported to Pluto, they did not have the technology to fight back. So they retired.
1. [i
ost_uid0]Threatribble[/i
ost_uid0]: Humans who multiplied because they were so into theatre. Crusher was temporarly affected by them. Goals was to stop all the fighting and be like the Greeks: Have everything be about theatre. Founded by mysterious 21st century woman named Opium. Retired when they realized duct tape and glue guns did NOT solve all space problems.
Top Ten Theatrical Productions by Star Trek Characters
(feel free to go nuts and do anything with it...real plays, doctored plays, whatever
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