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ost_uid0="Gatac"]Top Ten Secret Talents Of:
Mayweather:
8. He's a master ventriloquist.
Hoshi:
6. Enterprise slightly changes appearance towards a Hawaiian motif one room at a time, thanks to Hoshi being a closet interior decorator.
5. She was voted "Damsel in Distress" 2150 AND 2154.
4. She's installed an electroshock mechanism in Trip's bed and is slowly conditioning him to stop snoring up the entire starboard section.
2. She knows Kung Fu. Nobody has yet asked her to show it, though.
Jake:
9. There's a console on Ops that nobody knows what it's for. Jake installed it.
8. He makes it beep sometimes, too.
7. Those beeps spell out "Spend more time with your son" in subliminal morse.
5. He knows the replicator code for those pine-shaped air fresheners.
Top Ten Ways for Standback to Finish his Calculus Homework More Quickly:
7. Disregard any tasks that include the letter "g" in their wording - they're trick questions anyway.
4. Stick his head under running water and overclock his brain.[/quote
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:lol: Those are good ones! (Not that the others aren't funny as well
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