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6. B4: Get his brothers killed off so he can have all the glory for himself, then stop making movies, so they can't come back, either
5. Ronnie Kim: Secretly collected enormous file of embarrasing photos, holograms and documents from Harry's childhood and teenaged years. The moment Harry makes it 'high up there', he'll release them to every planet in the Federation. Still waiting.
4. Jana Chekov: Upon hearing of her brother's acceptence into Starfleet, remodulated his Universal Translator so it would sound as if he has a really funny accent.
3. Odi: Odo's younger sibling has been impersonating Major Kira for over four years. Unfortunately, Odo ran off back to the Gamma Quadrant before Odi could reveal himself and give Odo a goo-attack.
2. Lara Shipman: Reinstalled Voyager's guidance systems backwards. "They'll think they're in a different [i

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1. Jimmy Archer: Mad at Jon Archer because [i

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Next list. A chance to make yourselves handy, guys. Trek technology, and anything else from sci-fi/fantasy, as well as all the usual forum jokes, are all valid:
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