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Old 05-11-2004, 05:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Fiendish Plots of Little-Known Siblings of Star Trek Characters

10. [iost_uid0]Willy Crusher: [/iost_uid0] The less-annoying twin brother of Wesley finally gets Wesley to go away...by convincing him he's got special powers, but really he's jsut stuck in a Holodeck
9. [iost_uid0]Jeana-Lucy Picard:[/iost_uid0] As physisist, she discovered a way to keep Dr. Crusher and Captian Picard from expressing thier love by making the rule that there would only be one romance per Next Gen season...and it would always be with Troi.
8. [iost_uid0]T'Polly:[/iost_uid0] Took over for T'Pol before they went into the Expanse. Goal: To breed with Trip.

ERG!

*edit:Okay, I'll try for 10*

7. [iost_uid0]Principal Snyder:[/iost_uid0] The great-grand nephew of Quark, from when he went back to Area 51. Snyder attempts to take the rating away from Voyager by having a sci-fi show with more sex, less tech talk and way, way more peroxide.
6.[iost_uid0] Riker's Twin Brother: [/iost_uid0]Oh wait, that was done already on DS9...
5.[iost_uid0] Fred Chakotay: [/iost_uid0]Tricked Chakotay by telling him there was great sushi in the Badlands.
4. [iost_uid0] Agatha Crusher: [/iost_uid0]Murdered Mr. Crusher by accident; was actually going after Wesley.
3. [iost_uid0]Smeagol Phlox: [/iost_uid0]To the find the preciousssssssss Vulcan Pon Far enhancer.
2. [iost_uid0]Trip's sister:[/iost_uid0] Really isnt dead; she didnt want to get any more letters from her brother about the "hot Vulcan chick."
1. [iost_uid0]George W. Janeway: [/iost_uid0]Told his sister the Maquis had Weapons of Coffee Destruction

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