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Top Ten Signs You're Not In The Alpha Quadrant Any More
7. Communicating with Starfleet involves getting up on the roof of the ship and adjusting the antenna
6. Starbucks saturation has thinned out to only one or two per planet
5. Can't get Deanna Troi's new reality show, "He's Hiding Something!"
4. An ugly, obnoxious alien offers you an inebible stew made from some sort of root
3. You meet a laughing Vulcan heading the other way
2. The names of the alien races you meet seem to contain more and more consonants
And The Number One Sign You're Not In The Alpha Quadrant Any More
1. Guinan tells you you're in trouble but won't say why
Next (inspired by the Sybok reference):
Fiendish Plots of Little-Known Siblings of Star Trek Characters
( c'mon, go to town! )
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