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10. Picard's French. The French invented the guillotine. Need I say more? Nope!
9. It's considered an honor to be involved in the Humongous Pandimensional Creatures' Annual Frisbee Competition--even if it [i
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8. Because it and the nacelle section have been fighting. [i
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7. So you can slam the two pieces back together at Warp 9. Whee!
6. To make the Star Wars fans jealous.
5. To make the DS9 fans jealous.
4. Detached saucer section Use #329: As a coin to flip for space polo and related sports.
3. "Joey, I thought we were playing hide-and-seek with Timmy and Karen. Why have you led me into the engineering section and started trying to separate the ship in half?" "They'll never find us now!"
2. If you were a redshirt dusting the secondary bridge and you heard on the comm that Worf had contracted some medicobabble sickness and was rampaging around the saucer section slicing at people with his bat'leth while singing Klingon opera at the top of his lungs, wouldn't [i
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And the Number One reason to separate the saucer section:
1. Wesley's up there!
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