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10. Cruise the galaxy with the goal of visiting every life form and insulting them, in alphabetical order
9. Find four other ships and attempt to perform a Kolvoord Starburst
8. Introduce Pringles to the Klingon Empire
7. Start a slammin' rock band and, at the climax of your act, fly it into the sun
6. Smash into Halley's Comet to test the shields (er, hull plating)
5. Drive in reverse until the beeping infuriates your first officer
4. Sneak into the Romulan Empire with a Polaroid camera and find out what the heck they look like, for Pete's sake
3. When no one's looking, swap the nacelles
2. Fleeing the Cylon tyranny, the last battlestar, Galactica, leads a rag-tag fugitive --- what? oh, sorry, wrong show
And the Number One really fun way NX-01 could be used to keep one entertained
1. Buzz Vulcan
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