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10. Recycle it into Delorans; they're about equal in the strength of their construction materials anyway.
9. Buzz by every place possible and cause the reports of UFO's to rise drastically, at least until some redneck breaks out their shotgun and causes it to crash when they hit with a single blast.[/color
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