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ost_uid0]Thank you Opium for the inspiration of an evil idea...
1. Law and Order: Star Trek Victims Unit - In an attempt to get more screen time and respect, characters like Travis Mayweather and Hoshi Sato form a unit to sue for additional screen time and lines for characters that they think deserve better. Things don't work out though when Hoshi ends up getting more lines and Travis gets even fewer, not to mention their partners dissolve the partnership when the pair only wins 1 in 12 cases.
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