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Old 04-28-2004, 12:58 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]6. To prevent the Remans from ever receiving screentime again, they are banished to the darkness of the Dilithium mines - no, wait...
5. Contract renegotiations in times of tight budget leave every scene looking like this:

RIKER: Captain, what ails you?
PICARD: I was just drinking some tea when I shuddered - and thought about *them*.
RIKER: Them?
PICARD: The Romulans!
*ominous music*

4. All model effect lamps secretly switched for green bulbs - no more Federation grey on screen!
3. The entire Romulan Senate dumps it's Paramount stock portfolios. B&B are forced to give up Enterprise and replace it with "Rom in a cardboard box - The Series!"
2. The Romulan Navy gives away most of it's D'Deridex warbirds for free, but requires all alien captains to begin each communication with "Powered by the Romulan Star Empire".

And the Nr.1 Revenge Scheme of the Romulans:

1. Picard forced to admit publicly that he got his rear kicked and had to be saved by Sela. (Well, in a comic book, but those count, right?)

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