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ost_uid0]7. Troi is seduced by the Emperor and crosses to the Dark Side. She spies on Worf in the shower, eats Picard`s fish and sabotages Data`s toaster, causing quite an uncomfortable bedroom incident. The episode ends with her and Picard in a lightsaber fight in space, on Enterprise`s hull. She wins.
6. Geordi is proclaimed to be the last Jedi Knight; all of Galaxy depends on him for salvation and freedom. Upon learning this, the Galaxy surrenders to the Empire, saving much time.
5. Darth Vader pretends to be a member of a benevolent alien species and is sent on Enterprise to act as First Officer in the Officers Exchange Program. Hilarity ensues.
4. Looking for a Counselor who won`t state the obvious all the time, Picard hires R2D2. They become good friends and have lunch & Earl Grey every day in the Ready Room. As they grow closer, and as other senior staff begins to grow on Picard`s nerves, he beams them all down on the Breen homeworld in bathing suits, placing R2 as the Acting First Officer, Security Chief, Helmsman, Chief Engineer and Ship`s Doctor. The two of them sit together on the Bridge and have lots of fun and insightful philosophical talks while cruising the galaxy for sultry French chicks and oil.
(do join in the fun... the more the merrier)
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