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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Rules of Fiving (by Sa'ar and Nic)

10: Never write a fiver of a series you never watch just because you`re bored and you want to write a fiver
9: Everything's funnier with monkeys.
8: If it worked once, it can work again (originally: nothing beats a good running gag).
7: When all else fails, throw in some Monty Python (or Star Wars).
6: It's not stealing, it's a reference.
5: Imitation is the sincerest form of sucking up.
4: When desperate, throw in pie
3: When utterly desperate - chili
2: When at the verge of clinical depression - geography porn

And the Number One Rule of Fiving:

1: It never hurts to make gratuitous reference to the fora.[/colorost_uid0]