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ost_uid0]7. Scotty is offended that Torres is an engineer; after all, what do Klingon's know. Then Torres explains to Scotty that all the blinking lights in the Enterprise are due to a faulty bulb.
4. Kirk is amazed that Janeway has not had any romances; he immediatly woos her.
2. Kes and 7 of 9 dont have anything to do, so they take over the Federationand free women from the stupid mini-skirts...and introduce catsuits.
1. Paris realizes that Star Trek was a TV show in the 1960's. He then wakes up to find himself in a mental instituion with Sisko and Buffy.[/color
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ost_uid0]Hee hee hee... Fantastic list, Opium!
(miraculously we didn`t double-post!)[/color
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