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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top 10 Wacky TOS/Voyager Crossover Episodes/Fights/Slashes

In some very special episodes where Voyager and Kirk's Enterprise meet because of wormhole anomolies...
10. Chakotay and Chekov battle it out in the WWE holodeck program to see who embraces more stereotypes. It's a draw.
9. The Doctor falls in love with the Enterprise computer. Hilarity ensues.
8. Tuvok/Spock. 'Nough said.
7. Scotty is offended that Torres is an engineer; after all, what do Klingon's know. Then Torres explains to Scotty that all the blinking lights in the Enterprise are due to a faulty bulb.
6. Somehow, in a one-hour eppy, the crew of Enterprise and Voyager encounter 22 new species, spreading Federation rhetoric and joy to all.
5. Torres explains that in during Kirk's era, the Klingons had received "Extreme Makeover" and that's why they lacked bumps on their heads.
4. Kirk is amazed that Janeway has not had any romances; he immediatly woos her.
3. Sulu to Kim: "I am your father".
2. Kes and 7 of 9 dont have anything to do, so they take over the Federationand free women from the stupid mini-skirts...and introduce catsuits.
1. Paris realizes that Star Trek was a TV show in the 1960's. He then wakes up to find himself in a mental instituion with Sisko and Buffy.

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