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Freak: Bwahahaha! At last we have our showdown in the middle of the town, in full daylight, with the entire town looking on!
Clark: Oh no! How do I defeat the villain without exposing my powers? Wait, I know!
(HEAT VISION! )
(SUPER-SPEED! )
(SUPER-STRENGTH! )
Entire Town: Meh. Nothing new to see here. [/quote
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:lol: :lol:
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ost_uid0]Clark: Here's an interesting question. Should my speaker credit be "Clark" or "Superman"? In fact, at this point maybe it should still be "Kal-El."
Jonathan: A nitpicking baby!
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Criminals: We are committing crimes, in accordance with our being criminals.
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Lex Luthor: How about me?
Lois: You're reasonably hot. But evil, so it's a dilemma.
Clark: Hey Lex! How've you been?
Lex: Excuse me, do I know you?
Clark: Of course you do! We went to school together, remember?
Lex: No....
Clark: And how did you get your hair back?
Lex: Lois, will you marry me?
Lois: Yes.
Superman: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Lois: Wait, no.
Lex: NOOOOOOOOOO! (jumps off LexCorp building)
Lois: Wait, yes. Lex? Hello? Oooh... guess that's a no after all.
[insert the Obstacles to Lois and Clark's Relationship Organization][/quote
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:lol: A really silly send-up of that show (not that I would know much about it)...[/color
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