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Old 03-20-2004, 11:08 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Worst Candidates for Public Office
(I'm assuming Trek characters)

10. Kai Win: Isnt it obvious? She would just have intern-sex scandal after intern-sex scandal!
9. Troi: She would state the obvious and the truthful, something so unheard of in politics that the entire political system would collapse.
8. Riker: He'd always be asking Picard for advice. And Troi would be the first lady, see above.
7. Redshirt: He or she would be killed at first public appearence.
6. Bashir: Would be so consumed with self he would pay little attention to...oh wait, no, that's a normal politician!
5. Ezri: So annoyed by husband's vanity, she would be driven to madness from her former hosts.
4. Chakotay: Such a wooden figure would never be accepted into politics...no, wait, it would. Never mind this one.
3. Spock: His logic would overwhelm the political system. His lack of emotions would bore the voting public.
2. Quark: So consumed by greed, he would wage wars for oil. In fact, he would do everything for oil, because oil means $$$!
1. Wesley Crusher: Do I really have to explain this one?

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