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ost_uid0]Neo, I think Opium meant the *reasons* the 'ships wouldn't work, not just funny 'ships... I could be wrong, but it's fun anyway
10. [b
ost_uid0]Data/Toaster:[/b
ost_uid0] ***BEEEEEP: Incompatible hardware. Driver not found. Abort/Retry/Fail?***
9. [b
ost_uid0]Seven/Doctor:[/b
ost_uid0] For a former member of the Collective, the Doctor is just too light-hearted.
8. [b
ost_uid0]Janeway/Tuvok:[/b
ost_uid0] If Janeway wanted an impassive hunk of wood, she'd have gone for Chakotay.
7. [b
ost_uid0]Janeway/Chakotay:[/b
ost_uid0] If Janeway wanted an impassive hunk of wood, she'd have gone for Tuvok.
6. [b
ost_uid0]Odo/Kira:[/b
ost_uid0] This one was actually O/K.
5. [b
ost_uid0]Wesley/Borg Queen:[/b
ost_uid0] Well [i
ost_uid0]duh[/i
ost_uid0] - she'd have flayed him alive inch by inch for the entertainment of the collective. What do you mean, "that's why"?
4. [b
ost_uid0]Janeway/Neelix:[/b
ost_uid0] Didn't Zeke already [i
ost_uid0]tell[/i
ost_uid0] you you're sick?
3. [b
ost_uid0]Bashir/Bashir:[/b
ost_uid0] Though more true to character, it also kept every single other member of the crew on the other side of the space station.
2. [b
ost_uid0]Travis/T'Pol:[/b
ost_uid0] Oh, so you believe in this "Travis" character too, eh? No, you're confused - that's "3rd Ensign" you're pointing at.
1. [b
ost_uid0]Chakotay/Seven:[/b
ost_uid0] ref: VOY, season 7.[/color
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