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ost_uid0]Top Ten Reasons the crew of DS9 didnt get more... romance*wink wink nudge nudge*
10. "I guess I've found out how far down the spots go" deemed to good a line to waste on anything but series finale
9. After watching "His Way," crew unanimously prefers celibacy to any contact with Vic
8. The one-episode flame who is never seen again doesn't work as well when everybody stays in the same place the whole time
7. Due to constant extreme proximity to the Celestial Palace of the Prophets, various Kais, and the Emissary of the Prophets , crew is rather discomforted by the whole matter
6. Saving it all for [i
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5. Rumored leftover Cardassian recording/transmitting equipment still not removed
4. All station's women refuse any other man after one night with Morn
3. Romance bring pleasure; pleasure brings joy; joy interferes with dark gloomy atmosphere
2. Unnerving threats made by Kira in the event that she ever has to carry anybody else's baby again
1. Foolish writers somehow thought that Odo/Kira, O'Brienn/Kieko, Bashir/Dax, Dax/Worf, Sisko/Kassidy, Odo/Female Shapeshifter, Rom/Leeta, Garak/Ziyal, and Dukat/Winn actually sufficient.
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