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ost_uid0]Gack. I've been absent from this thread far too long. Stupid calculus. Also Vulcan Country Hits.
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ost_uid0]Top Ten Secret Goals of Star Trek Characters[/b
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10. [b
ost_uid0]Lwaxana:[/b
ost_uid0] To cover up the fact that "Rixx" was the name of her great-great-grandmother's pet cat
9. [b
ost_uid0]Brunt:[/b
ost_uid0] To insult every single sentient being in the universe, in alphabetical order. Is devoting extra attention to the 'Q's
8. [b
ost_uid0]Data:[/b
ost_uid0] Desire to be human motivated primarily by desperate urge to get "I Shot the Sheriff" out of memory banks
7. [b
ost_uid0]Sloan:[/b
ost_uid0] Was hoping to kill off every living person in the galaxy, so he could stop being so secretive and live a normal life again.
6. [b
ost_uid0]Garak:[/b
ost_uid0] To dream the impossible dream, to fight the unbeatable foe, and to bear with unbearable sorrow to run where the brave dare not go.
5. [b
ost_uid0]Icheb:[/b
ost_uid0] To live up to his personal role-model, Wesley Crusher
4. [b
ost_uid0]Klaang:[/b
ost_uid0] Unclear, evidently something involving T'Pol and Saran wrap
3. [b
ost_uid0]Kai Winn:[/b
ost_uid0] To convince the people of Bajor that Weight-Watchers is in fact [i
ost_uid0]not[/i
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2. [b
ost_uid0]Shran:[/b
ost_uid0] Is only leading militant rebellion until he finally manages to break into theater
1. [b
ost_uid0]Q:[/b
ost_uid0] Is actually hosting the most succesful Candid Camera program of all time.
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