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ost_uid0]Q: There was a guy who died. His funeral was on top of a big hill. Then, suddenly, a mourner hit the coffin. Well, the coffin went sliding down the big hill, and right into the local drug store! The coffin hit the pharmacists desk. The coffin lid popped up, the guy popped up, and said, "Druggist, do you have anything to stop this coffin?"
Get it? Coughing? Coffin? HA!
A: That was oddly long and pointless.[/color

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