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ost_uid0]Well, this is still good enough to be fodder for several lists
8. Starlog: This is ridiculous. I'm making this entry, me! The captain! And yet some "Star" is getting credited with it. From now on, this is the CAPTAIN'S Log, you hear me? MY log, MY command, MY ship--oh, uh, hello, my first officer. You've got a funny look on your face, T'Pol, did your plomeek soup disagree with you?
7. Captain's Log: The situation grows grimmer. Not only are we cut off from escape by fifty humongous Xindi warships competently searching the sector for us, but even worse, Hoshi just ate the last of the cheese set aside for Porthos. I shudder to think what that dog will do cheeseless. He always gets really grumpy when he has to go without cheese...[/color

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