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Old 03-02-2004, 04:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Scooter"]4. [iost_uid0]The Fifth Orb[/iost_uid0] - An alien arrives on Bajor to help fight off an iminent Cardassian invasion by assembling all the orbs of the prophets, only to discover she is herself the Fifth Orb--The Orb of Unbelievable Plot Contrivances[/quoteost_uid0]
Hee hee,

It`s good someone finally made an effort to write the Bajoran list... it WAS extremely challenging... Scooter, you deserve a cookie!

About T`Pol`s rejected outfits:

10. A regular Starfleet uniform - first suggestion, rejected in a matter of seconds

9. Bunny suit, Troi-style

8. A black evening dress. Blalock rejected it because they refused to give her a tiara and six necklaces too.

7. A bathing suit. Kept as a backup plan to boost the ratings if they are too low in season 4

6. No outfit. Kept as a backup for season 6

5. A red miniskirt. Rejected, as Starfleet officers wouldn`t be caught dead wearing something so ridiculous.

4. Serena Williams-style tennis outfit. Dropped, since it is a ratings-boosting backup plan for Trip.

3. Black suit and black sunglasses, as she was originally intended to be an agent of the Vulcan Secret Service. "The name is Pol. T`Pol."

2. Mink fur coat. Dropped because Vulcans are a gentle and enlightened race, they don`t kill poor minks for clothing. Minks are too delicious to be made into coats.

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1. In the Mirror Universe, T`Pol has a leather dominatrix outfit and the show is #1 in the Nielsen Ratings.


Next - Top 10 Things That Would Have Happened During the Show if Janeway Was Captain of Deep Space 9

EDIT - [bost_uid0][iost_uid0]Oh Wonderful![/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0] First no one writes anything for 5 days, and now two lists at the same time... GRRRAAARGH![/colorost_uid0]

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