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ost_uid0]Wow, no takers on the Bajorans. Go figure. Let's see... (frantically searches brain for Bajoran tidbits)...
Top Ten Bajoran SciFi/Fantasy/Historical/Musical Blockbusters
10. [i
ost_uid0]Emissary![/i
ost_uid0] - Musical bonanza celebrating the painfully slow process by which the Bajoran messiah, through many trials and adversities, came to tolerate his holy calling
9. [i
ost_uid0]Major Kira and the Vicious Circle[/i
ost_uid0] - Black comedy in which the former freedom fighter faces a clandestine rebellion while trading acid quips with a circle of bon-vivant hangers-on
8. [i
ost_uid0]Faith of the Heart[/i
ost_uid0] - The inspiring tale of the first enterprising Bajoran astronauts, told entirely through turgidly melodramatic Diane Warren songs
7. [i
ost_uid0]Them's The Breaks[/i
ost_uid0] - Hilarious comdy in which Bajoran leaders fight a titanic and bloody struggle to eject the domineering Cardassians only to have the Federation barge in, install a religious overlord, and take over their space station and wormhole! Delicious irony served hot and spicy, Bajoran style!
6. [i
ost_uid0]Breakfast at Bajor's[/i
ost_uid0] - A resistance team gets lost in the pathless wilds of the Mountains of Kenebo and in order to survive is forced to eat all their jangly ear-jewelry
5. [i
ost_uid0]Bridge Over The River Kai[/i
ost_uid0] - A powerful and deadly task force of Bajoran religious leaders assemble to perform a daring deed: to rid Bajor of its annoying and backstabbing religious leaders
4. [i
ost_uid0]The Fifth Orb[/i
ost_uid0] - An alien arrives on Bajor to help fight off an iminent Cardassian invasion by assembling all the orbs of the prophets, only to discover she is herself the Fifth Orb--The Orb of Unbelievable Plot Contrivances
3. [i
ost_uid0]Pagh Knows Best[/i
ost_uid0] - Someone has to tell the Emissary that whenever his consciousness travels back to be a pulp fiction writer in 1950s America, he drags the rest of the friggin' planet with him
2. [i
ost_uid0]Caste-away[/i
ost_uid0] - Freethinking Bajoran college dude is marooned on an island populated entirely by the strict D'jarra Caste. If he doesn't have them keg-partying by Friday, he'll have to live the rest of his life as a gas station attendant, as his fathers did before him
And the Number One Bajoran SciFi/Fantasy/Historical/Musical Blockbusters
1. [i
ost_uid0]The Passion of the Prophets[/i
ost_uid0] - Two hours of brutal violence surrounding the Prophets' gory metaphorical reenactment of to 2015 World Series (as told in the long-dead language of Sportsjournalism, with Bajoran subtitles)
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