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10. [i
ost_uid0]P'Rates of the Caribbean:[/i
ost_uid0] A tale of the horrors of the primative, emotional Vulcans and their quest for shiny stuff.
9.[i
ost_uid0] Star Trek: First Contact[/i
ost_uid0]: The true tale of a valiant, tolerant ship crew that had to endure the loud, obnoxious humans.
8.[i
ost_uid0]Contact[/i
ost_uid0]: The story of a Vulcan woman struggling to convince the Vulcan Science Directive of time travel; woman ends up on Human ship.
7. [i
ost_uid0] Lord of the Shiny Things[/i
ost_uid0]: A fable warning Vulcans that shiny things are bad, emotions are bad, and slash can come out of the most inocent things.
6. [i
ost_uid0] Buffy the Vulcan Slayer[/i
ost_uid0] A horror movie about an emotional Human who slays logical, hot Vulcans.
5. [i
ost_uid0] Psycho[/i
ost_uid0]: A film about humans.
4. [i
ost_uid0]Apocolypse Then[/i
ost_uid0]: A story about how, if all humans were Vulcans, Kurtz's clan would have worn catsuits.
3. [i
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ost_uid0]: A responisble, careful acheologist searches the Vulcan homeoworld for rare antiqueties, spending much time slowly scaping and digging.
2. [i
ost_uid0]Catch Me If You Can[/i
ost_uid0]: A film about Kirk.
1. [i
ost_uid0]Back to the Future[/i
ost_uid0] A film documenting how only illogical humanoids think timetravel is possible.
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