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Old 02-27-2004, 07:08 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Gatac"]10) Foes - Following the romantic misadventures of six young Klingon warriors and their search for the one relationship amongst each other they haven't tried out yet.

8) Married, with Targ - T'Al tries to escape his honorless profession of selling tribbles. The Targ dies in the middle fo the series and has to be reincarnated.

7) Scrubbers - Four young Klingon warriors on their first day on a warship.

5) Sex and the Colony - Four female warriors seek to conquer the Klingon Empire by sleeping with every last male warrior in it.[/quoteost_uid0]
Brilliant, Gatac... hysterical,

Now let`s see... Top 10 Klingon Pop Songs:


10. "If you lose your honour, I will violently kill those who stole it... [iost_uid0]time after time...[/iost_uid0]"

9. [iost_uid0]It Must Have Been Par`Mach[/iost_uid0]...but it`s over now... It must have been good, but I lost it somehow...

8. [iost_uid0]Don`t Cry For Me, Qo`Nos[/iost_uid0]... The truth is, I never left you... [iost_uid0]by Worf[/iost_uid0]

7. [iost_uid0]We All Live in a Yellow K`Tinga-class Battlecruiser[/iost_uid0], A Yellow K`Tinga-class Battlecruiser, A Yellow K`Tinga-class Battlecruiser...

6. [iost_uid0]We Don`t Need No Alliance With The Federation![/iost_uid0] by Red Blood Floyd

5. [iost_uid0]Cry Me A River of Blood and Romulan Corpses[/iost_uid0], remake by K`Justin T`Mberlake

4. [iost_uid0]Last Day of Honour[/iost_uid0]...I gave you my heart of glory, but the very next day, you gave it away...

3. [iost_uid0]We Will, We Will, Beat You Up!"[/iost_uid0] - a song by Klingon group Empress dedicated to Jonathan Archer

2. [iost_uid0]Ode To My Dysfunctional Family[/iost_uid0], B`Elanna`s Ripoff of Cranberries

And the number 1 song momentarily on the Klingon Imperial Music Chart

1. [iost_uid0]Space May Be The Final Frontier But It`s Made in a Hollywood Basement[/iost_uid0] - by Red Hot Chilli Warriors, banned in Federation


EDIT - Next - Top 10 Cardassian SciFi/Fantasy/Historical Blockbusters[/colorost_uid0]

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