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10. Chili for dinner every night
9. His doctor cloned you
8. He gets beat up all the time, but claims he is really a boxer.
7. He tends to leap when you have questions
6. He is always watching Water Polo when you want him to help you with your quantum physics homework
5. His buddies love to blow stuff up, including your favorite hiding spot
4. Sends you to the airlock every time you disobey an order
3. He lets T'Pol be your "mom" for when is on a away mission
2. He threatens to send you through time to be with Janeway
1. He is always away on a business trip in time
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