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10. If regular coffee stunts your growth, imagine what hers will do to you
9. Two words: Uncle Neelix
8. Difficulty accepting the fact that your dad is an Irish hologram
7. Constantly getting busted back down to ensign for crashing the car
6. Sigourney Weaver gray tank-top look just too disturbing
5. Her ex-husband, some rumpled-looking L.A. detective in an old raincoat, comes to dinner and talks you to death until you feign seppuku
4. Nana Borg Queen never has candy
3. Keeps asking your favorite color
2. Dinner always delayed by temporal anomolies
1. When letting you drive back from soccer practice, always says, "Set a course ... for home"
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