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10. They have no life
9. They have a crush on another forum member
8. They don't have time to watch the shows, so they come here to get a quick summary.
7. They are in prison being tortured with chili jokes
6. They feel at home talking in Topic Title format
5. Their computer keeps coming here on its own
4. They come here thinking they are going to get some pie
3. They think "soon" here is quicker than the line at the DMV
2. The emoticons turn them on
1. They are really a top secret spy trying to figure out the secret to "soon".
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