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10. "Good Day Federation!" with Deanna and Data (light news and chat)
9. "The Neelix Obsequiousness Hour" (fawning interviews with extremely minor celebrities)
8. "Hardball with Admiral Janeway" (overcaffeinated admiral shouts down political pundits)
7. "The Tomalak Perspective" (Romulan captain, now a celebrated emigre, gives controversial views on the day's events)
6. "The Tom and Harry Holodeck Round-Up" (news and reviews of the latest holodeck novels and games)
5. "I Am Spock" (poetry and musings from the implacable Vulcan ambassador)
4. "He's Dead, Jim" (all-obituary format with 190-year-old Rear Admiral Leonard McCoy; closed-captioned for the mumble-impaired)
3. "DS9 Point/Counterpoint" (Odo and Quark debate current events on Deep Space 9)
2. "Kill! Crush! Destroy! with Malcom Reed and Kathie Lee"
And the Number One Anchors of the Federation News Network:
1. "The T'Pol/Seven Fashion File" (all the latest catsuits from around the galaxy)
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