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10. Top Ten Signs of Multiple Personality Disorder, by Smeagol, Gollum, and Andy Serkis
9. Top Ten Ways to Cook Melmacian Pasta, by Neelix
8. Top Ten Ways to Cook Melmacian Felines, by ALF
7. Top Ten Varieties of Balsa Wood, by Chakotay
6. Cryptic Messages, The Best, Ten Of Them, by the Prophets
5. Top Ten Things To Do With All Your Free Time While The Captain Thinks You're Busy With the Warp Engine, by Scotty
4. Top Ten Crazy Things to Do on a Saturday Night, by the Borg Queen
3. Top Ten Rules of Interplanetary Diplomacy, by Jack O'Neill
2. Top Ten Ways to go GAK!, by John Sheridan
And the Top Top Ten List (including author):
1. (List forthcoming), by Zeke
But just for you, Scooter, next up:
Top Ten Ways to Awake the Wrath of the 5MV Forum
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