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10. John Wayne: Janeway (closest to Katherine Hepburn)
9. Elton John: Harry (also gets an accompanist)
8. John Goodman: Salt Vampire (reminds him of Roseanne)
7. John de Lancie: Hey, John Wayne took mine!
 Wayne: You got a problem with that ... pilgrim?
 de Lancie: No sir, not at all. Sorry to trouble you. Um, since I only interact with Captains or first officers,
   I guess I'll take ... Madge Sinclair from Star Trek IV? Geez, what a selection. (Sigh.)
6. Olivia Newton-John: Julian (Let's get a [i
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5. John Stamos: (He's happy with who he's got, thank you)
4. John Travolta: Ezri Dax (she's seen [i
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3. John Malkovich: Seska (he's such a masochist)
2. John Edward: Spock (he [i
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... and the Number One Character John would date on a Trek series:
1. Jon Arbuckle from Garfield: Anybody! Please! ... Hello?
(sorry this one is extra-silly, I'll do better next time
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