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10. Have D'Argo beat up Archer.
9. Have Noranti take over sickbay and make McCoy very annoyed indeed.
8. Have Chianna flirt with [i
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7. Have Scorpius kill that irritating Kazon leader fella and actually make them into an enemy to be feared rather than laughed at.
6. Have Jool scream at the Borg and watch them melt.
5. Have Sikozu annoy the heck out of Wesley by constantly proving him wrong.
4. Have Stark go and live in the Bajor wormhole ("My dimension, your dimension! My dimension, your dimension!").
3. Have Rygel become Grand Nagus of the Ferengi - he could teach them a thing or two.
2. Have Aeryn take over Reed's job (which he'd now be useless at anyway because of spending all his waking hours mooning over her).
1. Have John order the [i
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Top Ten Reasons why the [i
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