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ost_uid0]Top Ten LOTR Spinoffs (yes, it's been done, but I was doing them first and then my computer logged me out so c+p'd, so now I'm posting)
10. Gimli's Variety Hour
9. Fashion File with Arwen
8. Law and Order: Rohan Cavelery Unit
7. Gondor's Horn (rated 18A)
6. ER: Elrond's Rivendell
5. Legolas and Aragorn's Excellent Adventure
4. Dumb and Dumber: When Merry met Pippin
3. Frodo and Samwise (like Will and Grace)
2. Gandalf's Hogwarts
1. Gollum and Friends!
(So what is the Top Hat Man? Well, he's a man, he wears a top hat, and he does stuff. He is based on a picture of a guy in a top hat from a play I was in that was sitting near the computer as I was doing a Q+A post.)
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