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ost_uid0]Top Ten Signs of a Star Trek/Matrix crossover
10. Four words: Picard with a Katana
9. The Scalosians file a lawsuit for copyright infringement because everybody dodges phaser beams now
8. The Borg start to wear suits and become even harder to beat
7. After scanning a planet, Paris loudly exclaims "Realize the truth. There is no dilithium."
6. Even Wesley Crusher can dual-wield two phaser rifles and kick major booty
5. Commbadges snap open when tapped
4. Morpheus gets a beard and starts to overact a lot
3. Overheard in the NCC 1701's gym:
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2. Lt. Reed fights three dozen identical Xindi with a stick and comes out on top
And the Number One sign that you're caught in a Star Trek/Matrix crossover:
1. Picard saves Dr. Crusher's life, not vice-versa. And something about a rave in Main Engineering. Wee, look at those swirly colors in the warp core!
The best part is, 10 has actually happened. In a comic, but it's happened.
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